"GET DRESSED RIGHT NOW!!"

WHY OH WHY does my son have to take 30 mintues to get dressed in the morning? I set his clothes out and tell him to get dressed and every 2 minutes I yell from the other room "GET DRESSED RIGHT NOW!!!" Then I hear him yell "I am" when I know he hasn't. I think that what he really hears is "Jacob, please go in your room and get out all of your toys and if you happen to find time to put your clothes on then fine." SERIOUSLY?! I get so frustrated over the smallest things sometimes but come on...when they happen everyday I just want to scream.. This natural disaster happens at lunch time too. Every day I have to tell him to eat instead of play around, don't spit your abc (already ben chewed) food you don't like onto my plate and please stop blowing bubbles into your milk cup. Then it is the discussion about him taking a nap and that if he doesn't then we all know he will turn into a three headed monster come about 4:00 that afternoon. Oh the joys! I know I sound like I am in a bad mood right now and I am. My house is a cluttered mess with too many projects going at one time and not enough time in the day to make a dent in just one. When my house is a mess so am I. SOMEBODY HELP ME!